地底人が見せた抜群の生活感 - タカハシ ヨウ (家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP)

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Upload Date: 08/23/12
Vocals: Gumi
Composer: タカハシ ヨウ (家の裏でマンボウが死んでるP) - Takashi You (UchiNoUraDeManbouGaShinde'ruP)
Illustrator: 竜宮ツカサ (マンボウの姉) - Ryūgū Tsukasa (ManbouNoAne)

Author's Comments
"A repetitive comedy."

The Extraordinary Sense of Living That the Subterranean People Displayed

I am a member of the subterranean exploration party.
I have no memory of a few hours ago, here, like I'd hit my head.
Isolation in a cave 52 km underground. A state of emergency.
I'll make a return with an anti-gravity development device.

Suddenly appearing, subterranean people just out of the bath.
In substitution for a towel, they steal my device.
But, I probably wouldn't breathe very much water--!?
Even though receive a hanger in exchange!?

Suddenly appearing, a dog that searched too much for buried bones.
In substitution for a collar, it steals my hanger.
But, it'll turn out to be an intense neck--!?
Even though I receive durians in exchange!?

Suddenly appearing, the tatami room of a person whose legs are too long.
In substitution for socks, they steal my durians.
But, they will go through your shoes and stink on top--!?
Even though I receive a long pair of loppers in exchange!?

Suddenly appearing, a kidnergartener who had dug up too many sweet potatoes.
In substitution for nail clippers, they steal my loppers.
But, if you do it poorly, you'll get each of your fingers and they'll die--!?
Even though I receive a clay pot in exchange!?

Suddenly appearing, ecologists who wanted too much well water.
In substitution for a shovel, they stole my clay pot.
But, I have a feeling it'd be better to substitute it with a bucket--!?
Even though I receive a pumpkin in exchange!?

Suddenly appearing, the blade of legend that was thrust in too much.
What kind of man of valor could extract it?
I carelessly stumble, and even the pumpkin that remained
In exchange for the device is now in two.

The frightening subterranean world.
I can't return above ground like this.
I won't lose. I'll steal it back,
My wings for going back above ground.

We meet again! Ecologists who wanted too much well water!
I politely strain the pumpkin,
And make the well water into pumpkin soup; look at it!
And thus, the recovery of the clay pot.

We meet again! Kindergartener who dug up too many sweet potatoes!
I substitute the clay pot as a shovel,
And bury the sweet potatoes dug up at great pains; look at it!
And thus, the recovery of the long pair of loppers.

We meet again! The tatami room of a person whose legs are too long!
I substitute the loppers as nail clippers,
And neatly cut their little toes' nails; look at 'em!
And thus, the recovery of the durians.

We meet again! Dog that searched too much for buried bones!
I substitute the durians as shoes,
And I exterminate its olfactory cells; look at it!
And thus, the recovery of the hanger.

We meet again! Subterranean people just out of the bath!
I substitute the hanger as a collar,
And rear them preciously above ground; look at 'em!
And thus, the recovery of my anti-gravity development device.

Repairing the device with the towel I had.
It seems like it will somehow operate normally.
A return above ground. But my worries are
The group members whom I strayed from...

A barbecue. They're having fun.
They had gotten back before me, and were grilling meat.
Don't use this hole that continues
To the underground in substitution for a trash can, hey!

While cutting the half
Of the remaining pumpkin, grilling, and eating it,
I'm in high spirits. I catch one
Subordinate, and thrust them down the hole!

I am a member of the subterranean exploration party.
I have no memory of a few hours ago, here, like I'd hit my head.